This is the only thing really worth saving, and possibly worth reading, that I ever posted to Twitter. #infosec #cybersecurity
@hacks4pancakes the final stage:
“Be right there, I’m just googling how to establish a goat farm in the countryside where no one can find me”

@SecureOwl @hacks4pancakes

That's right around the stage where you try to buy envelopes in a package of three, so you won't have any left over.

@SecureOwl @hacks4pancakes maybe a different animal , I too have expressed my desire for a goat farm to my grew up on a farm tech friend, he gently advised me that goats were the windows 95 equivalent of the animal world.

@Fluzbug @SecureOwl @hacks4pancakes

That's a very mild description of goats. I'd characterize them more as a network full of junior devs who all have full domain admin privs and an unlimited cocaine budget.