dαεm⊕η0x64Nov 23, 2022
Roxi Horror 💀🌸
Men, women don't care if you're tall, athletic or rich. All women want is for you to show up at their home on time with a lasagna & a raccoon wearing a tiny backpack full of snacks. Then you leave so they can share the lasagna with the raccoon. That's it. It's not rocket science.
Nov 23, 2022 at 1:42amTusky
Show threadcarodjah!✨at the disco✨Nov 23, 2022
@roxiqt *snickers* Rocket science
Show threadCoccidioidomycosisNov 23, 2022
@carodjah @roxiqt dangit, I came here to make this exact joke.
Show threadJohann KusteNov 23, 2022
@carodjah @roxiqt damn you beat me to it 😞
Show threadBirthday Month Scott HusseyNov 23, 2022

@roxiqt i have so many questions about this...

does the raccoon bring his own backpack? are the snacks people snacks, or raccoon snacks?

oh, i guess i just had two question

Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Nov 23, 2022
@designerscott yes and whatever the raccoon prefers
Show threadBirthday Month Scott HusseyNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt i like it!
Show threadJ. PegNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt Instructions unclear, got mauled by a raccoon.
Show threadJonathan Boyd (he/him)Nov 23, 2022
@roxiqt Raccoon and lasagna. Got it.
Show threadThundergasm AngrypantsNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt But what about the snacks, Roxi? WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SNACKS?!
Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Nov 23, 2022
@TheRealDCF 😂
Show threadnothing_is_amissNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt Now this IS the discourse I have had at twitter
Show threadGenoForPrezNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt *taking notes*
Show threadSteven PerezNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt I dunno. Every racoon I've ever met prefers Greek food.
Show threadJames RyanNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt Ummm…
Show threadAngus YoungNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt would it be fair to say that it is however raccoon science?
Show threadBen, Writin’ MoviesNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt But there aren’t any raccoons in the UK! Guess I’m dying alone then. ☹️
Show threadAlfredjrNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt Sounds like "Rocket," though.
Show threadNorahNov 23, 2022
@roxiqt if someone doesn't like raccoons? 😁