Tiny is two bananas long. #CatsOfMastodon
Dear reader, I make #pottery on the wheel, and I have cups for sale on #etsy http://etsy.com/shop/skimlines I would like to buy a cat tower next month 😃
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@AwesomePossum lmaoooo it's true, I've been trying to show these people how to use celsius for over 20 years and they keep using the wrong system. 😫
@skimlines @AwesomePossum Metric is superior to Imperial for everything *except* temperature.
@skimlines i can't get over the cuteness of this cat!
@skimlines Tiny has perfect tail posture.
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"But it's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer. I am small" - Tiny 😍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGjxZY5Ka0g
plankton - i am small

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@skimlines "If I had a banana for every half of the length of this cat, I'd have two bananas..."
@skimlines looks like cats outgrow the sauce measurement system pretty fast <3
@skimlines Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system! 😜
@skimlines TWO BANANAS!!! This is ridiculously cute.
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TWOOO BANANANANAS

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@skimlines If this were on FB, I would be resharing it to the RiffTrax group -- RiffTrax once mocked a truly goofy educational short titled "Measuring Man," and it's become a running gag in the group to repost any news story or post referring to something as two bananas long, or 15 baseball bats tall, or what have you, with a comment like "Measuring Man strikes again!" or "Where is Measuring Man when you need him?" or what have you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgWKdnsfkw
RiffTrax: Measuring Man! preview

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@skimlines I hope you don’t mind my sending this photo to my daughter. She needs a pick me up.
@dearmouse51 yes please send it to her immediately.
@skimlines she said he has a cut banana fortress. 😂 thanks for this.
@skimlines Oh, a fellow potter! Your work is so fun! Looking forward to seeing more of it.
@dearmouse51 thank you! Pottery high five
@skimlines ah yes, a banana for scale.
@skimlines the metric system doesn't have chance with practical measurements like this!
@skimlines he looks scared of bananas too haha
@machocam she's amazed at all aspects of indoor living. She was living in my backyard up until past Halloween.
@skimlines 🍌Hey @doctorow, just look at the size of this kitten ☝️🍌
@skimlines he looks like he belongs there.
@skimlines So when the di*k is 2 banana long it's still tiny lol
@skimlines this looks more like a circumference of three bananas. So the length would 0.95492965855 bananas (rounded). Please straight out one banana and put it next to Tiny so I can check my theory :D
@skimlines what about the circumference?
@skimlines OMG how adorable! 🐱 🍌
@skimlines seems more like a circumference thing…
@skimlines You know .. your cat looks VERY similar to my cat (her name is Sterra)? Also still a kitten.