@skimlines If this were on FB, I would be resharing it to the RiffTrax group -- RiffTrax once mocked a truly goofy educational short titled "Measuring Man," and it's become a running gag in the group to repost any news story or post referring to something as two bananas long, or 15 baseball bats tall, or what have you, with a comment like "Measuring Man strikes again!" or "Where is Measuring Man when you need him?" or what have you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qgWKdnsfkw