Mastodawn

I will no longer be referring to them as Teslas but instead as “Twitty Twitty Bang Bangs.”

Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tweetable,
lusciously eatable,
with that unbeatable--(break) sound!

@drskyskull that IA great! Better than old Melon Husk deserves.

@drskyskull One could say they're as explosive as Elno is.

@drskyskull
Love it 😂

@drskyskull best one all day!!!!!

@drskyskull so proud 🥺 A+ content.

@drskyskull hey! I drive one of those! Them engineers are pretty good at their jobs. Musk is a fucking asshole twit.

@drskyskull Every time I see one now, I mutter under my breath, "Muskrat."

While I'd like to go green, I was reluctant to get a Tesla for two reasons.

1. They were grossly overpriced when I first looked.

2. Musk seemed to have the attention span of a goldfish, and I didn't want to get a car that may not be serviceable in a few years.

Now, I'd definitely NOT get a Tesla and give this hypocritical man-child any of my money.

@drskyskull Toot, tweets, toot, tweets.