mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits
@helldude
Please tell me the baked beans were OK.
@helldude Nobody should be shamed for eating baked beans.
@helldude my beans are your beans mr. helldude
@helldude don't worry my dude, there is only love here
@helldude
This friend eating beans.
@helldude you can just admit you spilled the beans instead of this you know
@helldude not if I have anything to do with it
@helldude that's why I love it

@helldude i'll do it if someone dumped lentils on themselves

but baked beans? not a god damn chance

@skrrt_vonnegut @helldude Come on in. The temperature is perfect :)
@lumpylouise oh god no, that tomato-y aroma
@skrrt_vonnegut Mastodon't be mocking my Boston Baked Beans and their yummy goodness.
@helldude This American of African descent is currently consuming seeds of one of several genera of flowering plant family Fabaceae.
@helldude if that isn't in an official mission statement, it should be.
@helldude And Birdsite is the place humiliating you for it to begin with.
@helldude
See, I was that guy on Twitter. Used to be the Ace Mod, now I'm just a face in the crowd.