elyen

@lokalelyen
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an alien looking for a good time On-line

he/she 👽 lapsed tomboy, currently practicing gayboy 👽 filipino

pretty flyfor a trans guy
extremelyonline

"what do you even do at the communications department"

Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean

my own horn
mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits
HIIII! Ewizabeth Howmes - once one of Siwicon Vawwey’s supewstaw CEOs - sentenced to 11 yeaws in pwison fow defwauding investows with bwood-testing stawt-up (╯﹏╰)
https://bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63685131
On this day in 1920, the Soviet Union became the first country in the world to legalize abortion, under Vladimir Lenin's leadership.
The procedure was performed free of charge in public hospitals.

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I was just laid off from Twitter. I was in charge of the product that played the Havana Syndrome noise every time you logged in
by colleen hoover
Oedipus blinded himself so that he might no longer see the haters
Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in a normal paradise
solidarity to the sinkhole