mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits

@helldude i'll do it if someone dumped lentils on themselves

but baked beans? not a god damn chance

@skrrt_vonnegut @helldude Come on in. The temperature is perfect :)
@lumpylouise oh god no, that tomato-y aroma
@skrrt_vonnegut Mastodon't be mocking my Boston Baked Beans and their yummy goodness.