damn, used to be that you needed a lighter for a toot boost

If a toot falls in the forest, the federated timeline will pick it up.

buddy calls himself boomshegoes, I think that's a bit much

tootennany

Horton hears a toot

Replies to toots are comments on its odour, so a toot with no replies is a clean, odourless, righteous toot.

you can't get _____ if you don't get out of bed

All in all it’s just a
Nother kick in the balls

Lol e-pops are electron-free

I’m a boring man and I hate tunnels.