I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

She’s a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

#joke #jokes #puns #joking

@Ten your puns are the highlight of my day, so thank you for them.
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@Ten My #filk bubble will appreciate this one!

@Ten where do you bury a donkey?

In an asshole

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As Jean-Luc Picard says "Make it sew" 😝
@Ten 100% followed you for the puns. (Everything else is just a bonus.)
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Very well done πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I needed a good chuckle.
@Ten this is sew, sew bad. But kept me in stitches.
@Ten πŸ˜†β€¦I’m in stitches
@Ten lmfaooo nice hahaha