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Please enable macros to view my super important message.
@nixCraft In 50 years we will discover that there actually is a straightforward unification of quantum mechanics and gravity that also permits an engineerable at-light-speed paradox-free solution for an Alcubierre drive. It will be found that we would've discovered this much sooner had Microsoft Excel not had an obscure floating point rounding bug.
@nixCraft not shown: stupid amounts of money on fire in an attempt to enforce controls over the existing spreadsheets.
@nixCraft See also NIST compliance.
@nixCraft If it was just the financial system...
@nixCraft s/Microsoft Excel 2013/Microsoft Excel Macros
@nixCraft this is so accurate it hurts
@nixCraft I sent this to our head of finance, and he cracked up, because it's entirely true.
@nixCraft and the sand is COBOL
@nixCraft That can be applied to most industries

@nixCraft

Before Y2K that little fish's name was COBOL.

@nixCraft Traurig aber wahr!

"Management by Excel" auch bei meinem Brötchengeber die Glaubensrichtung

@nixCraft 2038 can't come fast enough
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Cobol wäre treffender, Excel dann eher als Datenzugang für Manager 🙂