Jeremy Hunt is pathetic.
VOTE COUNT BINFACE AND I WILL:
•Double council tax on second homes
•abolish non-doms and UK tax havens
•price-cap croissants at £1
•tie ministers’ pay to nurses’

PLUS I will reform the tax system! 👇🏿
All this and more in my new book:
geni.us/whatonearth

@CountBinface
Tie minister's pay to nurses' is brilliant. Perhaps extend it to all MPs?
@Swissjack61 @CountBinface I misread that as tie nurses to ministers
@CountBinface
Could you also give nurses a yearly bonus directly tied to the average mp expenses?
@CountBinface What the hell is a kitchen supper?
Do you mean dinner? In the kitchen?
Rather than.....Toilet tea or Bedroom lunch or front door breakfast?
I am confused
@CountBinface
Do pains aux chocolat count as croissants?
@CountBinface you had me at croissants, the rest is just a welcome bonus.
@CountBinface
Does that mean you will attach £86000 to every nurse?
@CountBinface Include Rowies/Butteries but at 50p and you can secure support in NE Scotland.
@CountBinface what about pain au chocolat.
Don't try and dodge this question. Your silence will be damning
@CountBinface Deep joy that you have navigated your spaceship away from the dead bird site to the home of prehistoric elephants and sensible humans. 🦣🦡🚀
@CountBinface confiscate any monies accrued from government contracts during covid. That’s our hard-earned taxes they cashed in on, now they’re talking about the big hole in public finances…!
@CountBinface if croissants includes pain au chocolate I’m in - it’s a deal breaker