Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
@roxiqt Demons need sweaters, too! They're used to warmer climates!
@roxiqt I'm too broke and stressed out to do anything for my own joy πŸ˜…
@roxiqt 3/10 still long ways to go
@roxiqt life is short; argue with as many internet strangers as possible!!
@roxiqt make sweet bara love to the demon
@roxiqt fine, I’ll learn to knit
@ivey hahaha
@roxiqt I'm serious! My wife is going to teach me. I won't start with a sweater though.
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Challenge that racoon to fisticuffs over the last half eaten buttercream stick in the dunkin trashcan
@roxiqt wait, what?πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½
@roxiqt and dont forget to toot about it!
@roxiqt ok but will that demon get along with my other demon bestie? Because some demons like being your only demon and then what do I do?
@roxiqt "Knit that sweater" *for that demon* ❀(ӦvӦq)
@roxiqt Knitting a sweater scares me.
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Have you read the short story about a grandmother with shaking hands and bad eyesight accidently summoning a demon and then presuming is her grandson?
@roxiqt Well that's oddly specific. Brb, off to the forest.
@roxiqt I wanna read that book now.
@roxiqt demons are a girl's best friend https://youtu.be/lDZ7p7WAG2o
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@roxiqt Make life altering, sanity rending decisions based on a social media post

@roxiqt let's be realistic, do you know how much yarn a demon needs for a sweater? Then you have to accommodate the wingspan, different for each one of them, and can it endure the relentless and unyielding torment of limitless perdition?

Gotta line it with asbestos, just so much work

@roxiqt Imma need a lot of yarn for my demon friend's sweater.
@roxiqt is the demon going to do my grading for me? If not I won't have time to go to the forest
@roxiqt This is sound advice. I have been trying to befriend a suburban occultist to help me with some aspects of my own similar self-improvement plan, but they are hard to find. Frankly, the response to my flyers has been extremely disappointing.
@roxiqt noooo not the sweater!
@roxiqt That's... Oddly specific. You sure there isn't a demon in your house and you're just tryna feed me to it? 🀨
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@roxiqt finish the damn sleeves of that sweater
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OK, so I wrote the book. It will never be a best seller, but it presents a rational and workable (to me) answer to the problem of consciousness. I wanted to follow the science and not get lost in the philosophical weeds. I started with my home ground of clinical neuropsychology. The book is done (Mind Phases: Consciousness and the Information Processing Cycle) , indie published. Life is way too short, so write your book.
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Have πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ’¦ with the demon
@roxiqt you rang? Was kinda busy, but I can hang for a bit. But not too long. Kinda cool up here, anything less than triple digits and I’m one miserably cold demon.

@roxiqt Also, befriend a Venetian and go on a magical dream journey to their faerie otherworld full of talking animals and crystal houses!

(This is an actual thing in German folklore.)

@roxiqt no need to summon a demon, I'm already trying to befriend my inner ones.