Thousands of years later, The Bible has arrived on Steam

I had to do a double-take to ensure I wasn't seeing things: The Bible is now available on Steam in the form of a Kinetic Novel.

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@gamingonlinux Youth Pastor: "You know who else has a game on Steam?"
@jordan @gamingonlinux
I did not know how much I needed this response. I applaud you. 🫡
@gamingonlinux Is Jesus a playable character? Because I anticipate some balance issues.
@gamingonlinux Interesting. I didn't think Steam allowed incest content.
@gamingonlinux but is it a sequel to that point and click adventure where you're Christ?
@gamingonlinux 100% 0 death glitchless bible speedrun 
@gamingonlinux What are the minimum system requirements? 😀
@gamingonlinux English only, I want to gift this "game" to some spanish speakers friends 
@gamingonlinux The Sillmarillion is better.
@gamingonlinux no loot boxes? I need my Bible skins.
@gamingonlinux wait until you see the battle pass. The Jesus skin is out of this world! 😂😂
@gamingonlinux Same old thing trotted out for the millionth time. Needs a major reboot with some fresh new characters.
@gamingonlinux interesting, Steam offered me similar product: Fresh women, College kings 2, Treasure of Nadia, Lust theory, Fetish locator etc. Well, its similar after all , because in Bible is #slavery #rape #incest #genocide
@gamingonlinux what`s the code for god mode?