Just heard a new term: “Trumpster Fire”

So very apt.

@georgetakei in Britain, a trump can be a blast of hot air emitted by an ass.
@Slyrat oh my

@georgetakei @Slyrat so is a toot!

Hopefully we never have Trump tooting. The stench would be unbearable.

@darrylxxx

Trump posts on Truth Social, which is actually just Mastodon with a modified UI.

So, I suppose that means Trump toots every day.

@georgetakei @Slyrat

@Slyrat
British English is so awesome.
@georgetakei I've been saying that about him and his followers for the past six years.......just saying.....all that aside how are you finding the hairy elephant app george??
@georgetakei Oh for years now I've been saying "I need to take a Trump" on the way to the bathroom.
@georgetakei is that like a dumpster fire?
@georgetakei Nice! Here's another one to describe him: Clownbait
@georgetakei Magaga...Make America glorious and great again. Omg

@georgetakei So happy to see you here on Mastodon!

The Twitanic is sinking fast...

@georgetakei I've been using that for a whole now and I love it

@georgetakei FWIW, expression acquired from the Kiwis regarding the bird app’s destruction by Emerald Boy is “who let the kea in the data centre?”
[kea birds are intelligent, curious, and have a peculiarly destructive form of entertainment.

https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/kea-the-feisty-parrot/

Kea: the feisty parrot

Inquisitive, intelligent, bold—kea find humans and their cast-offs every bit as intriguing as we find them. But our relationship with these cocky mountain parrots has not always been so cordial. For over a century, farmers slaughtered kea in their thousands in retribution for their attacks on sheep. Only now, with changes in high-country management and new insights into kea behaviour, are we learning to live with this spirited bird.

New Zealand Geographic
@georgetakei the Trumptanic hit an iceberg on January 6th and has been sinking slowly since

@georgetakei I just anagrammed him as Dumpland Rot.

The guy at the BirdSite is Snukmole, Numskoel, or Leon Skum.

@georgetakei I’m trying to start a new term - #RAT. Republicans against Trump! God save us all….
@georgetakei it’s like a dumpster fire but….. and go
@georgetakei I don’t know what to say. In 2016, I went to bed early because there was no way Trump would beat Hillary. That morning a female friend confessed that she and her mom cried when they heard the news. I have the same, “no way he can win” feeling, but this time it’s a nervous feeling.
@georgetakei "trumplicans" seem to be moving back towards being "republicans", not that I'm either.
@georgetakei it’s like a dumpster fire but with a red tie.
@georgetakei that phrase has been in my personal lexicon for a while, but it *is* quite apt/useful 🤷‍♂️😸
@georgetakei you really don't want to know where my imagination took some of these comments lol
@georgetakei a toot that will age well
@georgetakei welcome! It does make me sad when I see someone who doesn’t follow anyone. I’m looking forward to being somewhere that means following people back regardless of who you are and meaningful engagement. I don’t expect someone who will attract large numbers of followers to follow everyone back, but at least follow @hankgreen or @neilhimself .
@georgetakei there has never been a more accurate description.
New Yorker made a funny.





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@georgetakei
Also
recrudescence
/ˌriːkruːˈdɛsəns,ˌrɛkruːˈdɛs(ə)ns/
noun FORMAL
the recurrence of an undesirable condition.
"recrudescence of the disease is a real possibility"
Florida Man reference is funny, if you know, but who does it insult?

@georgetakei

This is my first post … testing!

@georgetakei

Welcome to Mastodon Mr. Takei. It’s good to see you.

@georgetakei Good to see you George. Now it's starting to feel like home..

@georgetakei

AI drawings of "Trumpster Fire"

@georgetakei I hear their was a comedy in Florida last night. It lasted for over an hour and security wouldn’t let anyone leave the room no matter how bad the jokes were.
@georgetakei lol I live next to one of those... 🇨🇦
@georgetakei yeah, love how the Murdoch paper said ‘Florida man makes announcement’ lol . Great to see you here Mr. Takei. I hope more from the Trek universe make the jump here too.
@georgetakei Thanks for that, I snorted into my coffee. Now I smell coffee.
@georgetakei
Also good “Republicans in ruin” !
Courtesy of Rep. Jayapal.
@georgetakei Here in Blighty, a "trump" is slang for a "fart". You can imaging the, admittedly childish, fun I have with that!
@georgetakei Matches prerfectly with a tweet I had oinned for quite a while: just wait until they find out that MAGA stands for Make America Gay Already 😁😁