@koalaslament that's funny because I was just thinking of becoming a nosey old novel writer who solves mysteries in her small rural town with a dark secret.

@koalaslament wait, do you have a dark secret and are in the small town, or does the small town have a dark secret?

@koalaslament Once again reminded I should wear my glasses while using the computer, I read this as "thinking of boning the sheriff..."

@koalaslament is there a way to @ Rahul Kohli who plays a sheriff in a rural town with a secret in Midnight Mass?

@koalaslament Is their secret that they actually have sidewalks, but they run them behind the houses to make things seem more rural to tourists?

@koalaslament I know a town called Midnight set on a crossroads you could try

@koalaslament like in true detective where he was truly a detective

@koalaslament i recommend tamera

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Are we talking about a Hallmark Channel kind of dark secret, where a smart, tough, but emotionally vulnerable divorcée will discover the truth but love you anyway?

@koalaslament Will you have a wacky sidekick for comic relief and to reveal your character’s wry sense of humor?

@koalaslament you’ve just reminded me I never did finish watching Twin Peaks...giving birth to twins somewhat changed my viewing habits.

@koalaslament So, any small town then.

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Which has the dark secret - you, or the town?🤔😬😅

@koalaslament Plenty such real estate available here in Texas. Scorpions, rattlesnakes, and searing summer heat are to be comp'd.

@koalaslament Is it that you know the real meaning of Christmas?

@koalaslament what could possibly go wrong?