Time to find out how many lawyers have made the jump. Lawyer love poems please.

The judge is in red,
my notebook is blue.
Give me your heart,
or you’ll force me to sue.

#Law #Lawyers #Barristers #Attorneys #LawProfs #LawyerLovePoems

@SeanJones

I felt moved to write a lawyer’s ode to humanity- does it count?!😆

Patel was a bully
Johnson should have banned her
She gave not one shit
For her duty of candour

But if you thought she was bad
You should meet Leaky Sue
Her number of failings
Is many, not few

She dreams of deporting
Men, children and females
And she discusses it all
On her personal emails

She spurs hatred for migrants
Lawyers leave her fumin’
I’d love our Home Secretaries
To act like they’re human

@gem_abbott yes. Yes it does
@SeanJones inspired by @AlasdairMackenzie’s brilliant thread about the Home Office’s institutionalised allergy to telling the truth
@gem_abbott @SeanJones Ha great poem 👍😁
@Ambridgeolwen @SeanJones ha! Thanks. A nice tea break activity 😆
@gem_abbott @Ambridgeolwen @SeanJones I read this with the infamous NWA rap /review of their police force playing in my head. :)