How to properly open a #pomegranate
I love it, but 99% of people who already don't know how to cut/prepare a pomegranate are likely going to suffer an embarrassing defeat if they try this method.
We need a mastodon method that doesn't make me go 

@stux I had a high school teacher once who demonstrated the "correct" way to consume a pomegranate.
He began by rolling it around on his podium with his hands, pressing into it, destroying the insides, eventually declaring it "ready" and stabbing it with a sharp 2B pencil and then sucking the juice out of it.
I later learned he performed this stunt every school year for each new batch of students as if it was a spontaneous act