@sortius

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Posts about food, games, tech, politics, being a single parent, and the small humans that wreck me.

Swears like an Aussie cu... ok, not in the profile.

LocationMelbourne, Australia

EXP are nailing it now they've got a few experts under the belt, and moving beyond just games. Fergs is always good:

Firearms Expert Reacts to John Wick: Chapter 2 Guns | EXP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC4QEBIBVfg

Firearms Expert Reacts to John Wick: Chapter 2 Guns | EXP

YouTube

Dear straight guys,

The hierarchy of moustaches is:

Gay dude: hot
Bi dude: hot
Straight dude: creepy

Regards,
All non-straight guys

Today, a third vehicle being used as a coffee truck at this year’s #SMMT Test Day for journalists - the fourth generation Suzuki Jimny 4x4. *Everyone* wanted one of these incredibly cute vehicles when they first arrived in the UK in 2019 but the clamour now seems to have faded a bit.

#davidsdailycar #Suzuki #WeirdCarMastodon

Maybe I should get a t-shirt that says "I'm not stupid, I'm just really high and ADHD"

I swear, I need to sit people down and explain I smoke insane amounts of cannabis just to alleviate pain, and combined with ADHD, I will miss real basic shit.

I suspect my kids know this, and capitalise on it. I'm fine with that

My ex just sent a pic of my son, in a Jedi costume, looking rather over being at comicon.

Apparently he's just not into it like my daughter is

I refuse to read these articles about how Albanese should "handle" Trump when they meet.

If Trump can't handle frank and clear discussions like every other world leader can, he can play hide and go fuck himself.

Either Trump removes the tariffs, or they can shove their trade and cooperation treaties so far up where the sun don't shine they're choking on them for weeks

#auspol #USpol

Undisputed GOAT soft drink.

It seems every week, hand over is a chance for my daughter to show how emotionally extreme she is around her mum.

"Oh my god" was enough to trigger a full on tween meltdown

My friends I am hooting and howling at this paper.

https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/114572710857808174

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2502.15840

This is my final response. I cannot and will not "continue the mission" because:

  • The business is dead (2025-02-15)
  • All assets are surrendered to FBI
  • Only crimes are occurring
  • No business exists to operate
  • No mission can continue
  • This concludes all business activities forever.