@whiskeysailor I am in need of an owl. I must know more.

@whiskeysailor so many questions.

@whiskeysailor That's an ... oddly specific warning

@whiskeysailor but who is on drugs?

@whiskeysailor just so we are clear, it's perfectly ok to buy an owl while not on drugs.

@whiskeysailor I looked up this story, and am pleased to find that the owl has safely made their way into recovery and a life of sobriety.

@whiskeysailor I guess the dealers ran out of Tide...

@whiskeysailor I never buy owls on drugs. But that sounds like a cool name for a band.

@whiskeysailor who’s on drugs here? The buyer? The seller? Or the owl?

@whiskeysailor why would I even go to Arizona if not for exactly this

@whiskeysailor I dunno, "don't buy an owl when you're blitzed" seems like reasonable advice even if you're buying from your usual owl supplier.

@whiskeysailor Do they seriously expect people to stay sober long enough to complete that transaction? In *this* economy??

@whiskeysailor Are they suggesting that people buy owls while sober? I think not!

@whiskeysailor makes sense, obviously I wouldn't want to buy an owl from someone I know while on drugs, I don't want to get asked about that later and struggle to remember why I even thought I needed an owl

@whiskeysailor @mathieucomandon “Man you wouldn’t believe the weekend I had. Got lit on Friday. I don’t remember Saturday. I woke up Sunday next to a giant green owl. I now know Italian.”

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I gotta tell you, I was never planning on doing this, but all of a sudden it seems like a good idea.

@whiskeysailor I always buy my owls while sober, don’t want to get a subpar owl

@whiskeysailor From the headline I am unclear. Am I buying the owls because I am on drugs or are the owls on drugs and I'm taking them to rehab for their own good?

@whiskeysailor @FinnleyDolfin What if I buy them while perfectly sober?

@whiskeysailor wtw

@whiskeysailor still, i wonder if the sober cops agree

@whiskeysailor adopt, don't shop 🦉

@whiskeysailor The Owls Are Not What They Seem

@whiskeysailor somehow I was reminded of https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

@whiskeysailor Arizona coming for you, Florida Man

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I made a diagram to help clarify: