"And French pigs might fly!" he said, throwing cochon to the wind.
@MooseAllain Oh, very good! Almost too good for my sluggish Saturday morning brain.
@MooseAllain โ€œGroanโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ
@MooseAllain A bit bleary eyed and initially read that as cornichon, but that was just me getting in a bit of a pickle.

@MooseAllain Bรฉchamel! Bรฉarnaise! Dijon!

(Mon franรงais est un bit rusty, so I had to Google for "French compliments")

@MooseAllain The best puns sneak up behind you and smack you. This is one of them. Weโ€™ll done, sir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@MooseAllain oh now thatโ€™s gooood! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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Here you are! So happy you have migrated from the birdsite. I am an occasional giggle fan of yours.
@MooseAllain French-Canadian Dad Jokes. ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
@MooseAllain A literal pork vol-au-vent?

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This one hurt in that horribly good way