I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never poured gasoline all over 44 billion dollars and set it the fuck on fire
@jefftiedrich heee!! you're here! Well, that's another follow then :-)
@jefftiedrich It seems Birdshite is flammable
@jefftiedrich parking is apt for a place that toots!
@jefftiedrich Can't wait for the hordes of "citizen journalists" to bask in the glow of this $44b fire.
@jefftiedrich Who could have possibly guessed that treating megalomaniacs like they are above everyone else and giving them all the money could have negative consequences? Good to see you here 🫡
@jefftiedrich then were you really living?
@jefftiedrich I recon its mostly because you never had 44billion to burn. That's my excuse anyway, but I would have used my money more wisely. So 👍 from me!!
@jefftiedrich Besides, it's just a derivative act modeled after when KLF burned a million pounds.
@wirehead @jefftiedrich indeed the KLF did it first and with more Style
@jefftiedrich and not even over 8 dollar!
@jefftiedrich wow, the difference between the replies here and the ones over at the dumpster fire is astounding! I guess there are still people with a sense of decency left in the world after all.
@jefftiedrich Has any company tanked this fast in the history of the world? It's astonishing.
@SteveHofstetter @jefftiedrich If this causes a cascade effect and tanks Tesla and SpaceX as well, I will have enough schadenfreude to last the rest of my life.
@SteveHofstetter @jefftiedrich there was the delightful Gentleman by the name of ratner the pointed out his shops only sold crap which really did not go down a treat with customers
@jefftiedrich My first marriage comes close tho.....
@jefftiedrich since you’re here, I’d love to see you import some of your greatest hits from Twitter.

@jefftiedrich while touting there is a plan.

A bit like Qanon when you think of it

@jefftiedrich
Glad to see you here, Jeff.
Glad to see you here Jeff!
Doing more than parking 😂
@jefftiedrich and with the price of gasoline who can blame you
@jefftiedrich A) is he doing this to make the banks holding Twitter debt wobbly to make them ripe for saudi take over?
B) is he letting the brand impersonation go on when needed to short the stock of anyone who's tweeting out free insulin/kfc?
@Jyve @jefftiedrich I think he's doing it to tee it up for bankruptcy
@jefftiedrich To be fair, with the cost of fuel this winter Elon's probably spending less to keep warm by burning that $44billion than by having the central heating on for a week.
@jefftiedrich Here in my town we have a big landfill that's about to be closed because it's full. Thinking about twitter is just like thinking about the landfill, how people will just have to take their garbage somewhere else. The admin on this server I joined has just banned his first troll. Let's see if he can keep up with the flood of new garbage.
@jefftiedrich Jeff has (temporarily?) left the burning building. Let’s get this party started!
@jefftiedrich Hey bud, waiting for the dumpster fire to finally burn out. This alternative may or may not be it.
Just saying… I’m listening
@jefftiedrich "What's the quickest way to make eight billion dollars? Give Elon Musk 44 billion dollars."
@jefftiedrich yay, someone I follow on Twitter. Trying to find familiar faces.
@jefftiedrich
Really glad you’re here. I too plan to hang around on Twitter until the very end, but it never hurts to have a back-up plan. And I would not want to lose track of you.
@jefftiedrich He’s certainly outdoing the KLF by quite some distance at this rate
@jefftiedrich It needed doing if I’m honest. Twitter was unsalvageable.
@jefftiedrich do you have 44 billion dollars? How much does that 44 billion dollars weigh against your ego? Does this ego mean more to your gullible following than 44 billion dollars? (As much as I hate the guy, i have to say that he is consistent and inline with the teachings of the Musk cult)
@jefftiedrich
Glad to follow you here.
@jefftiedrich maybe we can lock down a follow here ?
@jefftiedrich yesss… so glad to see you here!!
@jefftiedrich I love your sense of humour Jeff. 🤣😂😂Glad to see you here.
@jefftiedrich AI generated drawing of "Fantasy Full body Elon Musk with a pile of dollars on fire by Ralph Steadman, biopunk"
@jefftiedrich I follow for follows - but you have followed no one. Would like to follow you… please follow back.
@jefftiedrich can you EVER IMAGINE being given the choice to end world hunger or own a social media company, that you'd ever choose the latter?

@jefftiedrich

ps: Looking for my footing here on Mastodon...

I will Followback (immediately) liked-minded political folks.

I am open-minded and don't believe you have to agree on everything in order to have a friendship.

Just want a healthy conversation that benefits us both!

@jefftiedrich looks like just might not be the genius the media would have us all believe. What he's done so far shows all he has is rash judgment and meanness. I now get why he voted Republican.
@jefftiedrich He is a spoiled rich kid who has no concept of money.
@jefftiedrich
If someone wanted to pee all over 44B - they could have tossed a couple my way first!
@jefftiedrich
44 billion for 3 weeks of entertainment. Billionaires can buy just about anything, but that doesn't mean they know what to do with it.
@jefftiedrich it just proves a fool and his money can soon be parted. I can’t imagine the arrogance of his thinking - believing that everyone is as greedy and self serving as he.
@jefftiedrich Welcome to a saner section of the world.
I look forward to reading your erudite musings once again,