Maybe Mastodon can buy Twitter?
@scottjshapiro Or maybe Twitter can become a Mastodon instance.
@pavinson @scottjshapiro If it did, a lot of servers would defederate from it anyways, or at least silence it.
@scottjshapiro if we all put in a fiver....😎
@scottjshapiro Waiting for the birdsite GoFundMe to launch.
@scottjshapiro Maybe Mastodon users can (I’ll throw in $5) but Mastodon’s a nonprofit.
@scottjshapiro turn it into it's own instance on the protocol? that'd be interesting if at all possible.
@thelastdisciple @scottjshapiro Perhaps a bake sale could raise the necessary funds — once debt is discharged.
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We joke, but we should absolutely organize & figure out how to make an offer to turn #Twitter it into a #coop. And yes it should be in the fediverse. Reverse the timeline! Everyone gets their followers back and gets to keep the #Fediverse
@dawnatella @scottjshapiro a bunch of legwork on that front (including a shareholder resolution) was done as part of the #buytwitter campaign in 2016-17, one of the outgrowths of which was the social.coop instance...
@scottjshapiro 😂 You should be writing for SNL and/or any number of late night talk shows, standup comedians...
@scottjshapiro but why would they want to, at this point 🤷🏻‍♂️
@scottjshapiro Umm nope, but it would be great to get some of their engineering talent to help out. I don't look forward to having a full MAGA instance trying to federate.
@scottjshapiro Dorsey's Bluesky project was announced in 2019 as a non-profit initiative from Twitter. It is a Mastodon-like social platform, so you may not be too far from the truth.
@scottjshapiro makes as much sense as any other rescue plan
@scottjshapiro There is no 'Mastodon' per se. There are hundreds (thousands?) of individual servers though, mostly operated by people for free.
@scottjshapiro So it seems like on #Mastodon, you need to #hashtag all key words: so, "Maybe #Mastodon can buy #Twitter?" It's like early #Westlaw searches where you had to do your own #BooleanSearch
@scottjshapiro I am sure it is possible soon, but nobody wants to buy a bin fire.
@scottjshapiro I was thinking of Jack sitting in the wings and coming back to buy it for 100million after it burns to the ground.
@scottjshapiro - pretty sure I’ll be able to buy Twitter soon with the loose change in the bottom of my bag.
@scottjshapiro everyone turn out your pockets. I hear it's about to go on sale.
@scottjshapiro price: just one cryptobuck
@pmac_ @scottjshapiro how many Schrute Bucks is that?
@scottjshapiro Stockholm syndrome setting in? 😅