And now, finally, it’s time for #DnD ! Playing an extremely religious #Kua-Toa #barbarian who really loves to kill and has less HP than any tank should ever have.
We’re fighting slimes atm. They’re slimes, trap us and spit acid. They have a king. Every time we attack the pudding king, another slime ‘comes to life’ and attacks us. Will we survive? Who knows? My HP is 2/3s of max and we have well over 15 enemies. This should be fun! #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
I should probably say we're playing #OutOfTheAbyss and having an absolute blast. I love #DungeonsAndDragons but also play other #TTRPG , especially one-shots.
I may start posting the best #quotes from the #game today, because there's always a few good ones.
It's funny, but #combat in #DnD is always interesting to me because of how slow it can be. Supposedly, it's six seconds per turn, but actually, it takes a player a lot more than 6 seconds to play their turn.
#MondayDnD It is embarrassing how often I fail con saves, considering I'm the 'tank'... #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
#MondayDnD aaaaaand as usual I'm forgetting my abilities. I could have #rerolled a failed #SavingThrow but who remembers all the abilities of a #barbarian ? #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes "Wait, this isn't a concentration spell? It just... happens?"
The session is going well.
#MondayDnD Two crit hits in a row mean I've dealt about 50 points of damage the last turn. FUN.
#MondayDnD and now the slimes have us by the... well, I don't want to be crass on here. But I'm on 3 HP and I don't know what we're doing. Run? As my #DM used to say, you can always #run
#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes And now my #DM has spoken: "I need to think tactically, because the Pudding King is the only smart one here". Is this... shade? #DungeonsAndDragons
#MondayDnD I've been knocked out, I've come back, I've run towards the Pudding King, I'm down to 5HP again. What a #combat you guys. These slimes keep hitting me with acid!
I don't know that just updating my HP makes for compelling tooting, but #Meeps ! I'm on ONE HP now. A black pudding got me. I guess I'll have to try and kill it with my next rage.
#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "You take... 4 bludgeoning and 24 acid damage" he says, as though it's nothing. I AM NOT DOWN YET.
#DnDMondays it's the Pudding King's turn and he doesn't know what to do. He looks at myself (#Nilboop the #KuaToa #Barbarian ) and #Godfrey (our #Palladin #HalfOrc who is missing a leg) and decides to attack... me.
#DnDMondays #DnDQuotes "Imagine he's acting like a fucking psycho" says our #DM , as the Pudding King (honestly, this guy should have his own hashtag for real) casts ray of sickness on me.
#DnDMondays But you're a #barbarian ! I hear you say. Yes, but my con is shit. I'm down. Again.
#DnDMondays Aaaaaaaand... the session is done. Top of the round, we'll be back on here for #DnDMondays in two weeks time!
@minimammoth Slimes are terrifying. My party fears them
@minimammoth as Mage I adopted (what I thought) were quirky & eccentric hand movements in casting spells, & yet I managed to knock the board more than once… All hail Barbarian.
@TheProfMaz love this. Because I always used to fidget with my dice (back when we did DnD in person), I made it a character trait that my character had dice he fidgeted with… the dice ended on the floor so often my DM asked to strike the character trait 😂
@minimammoth rerolls are quite unusual? What sort of barbarian is it?
@Homebrewandhacking Path of the Zealot. At level 6 you get fanatical focus which allows you to reroll saving throws while you’re raging, but you have to take the second roll.
@minimammoth ah thanks! 😀 I haven't looked at barbarians in ages. 😀
@Homebrewandhacking I’m enjoying playing one but it does feel like one of the less versatile classes. Even in combat, all I do is bonk people, even if the bonking hurts them pretty bad.

@minimammoth they're very DPR focused. I try and find joy in the reckless abandon of reckless attack and being the centre of the enemies attention as a result.

When and where you go sets the tempo and focus of the battle so its less tactics more strategy.

@Homebrewandhacking you make a great point and something I’m only starting to realise (this is my first barbarian). It’s incredibly fun to be the focus of the enemy and let your friends sneak past 😃

@minimammoth yes! I was a Druid in 13th Age and you could mix wild shapes.

Owlbear-Tiger for maximum fluffy murder shadow was pretty fun!

@Homebrewandhacking ahhhhh I love this! Before my Barbarian I had a Druid with Wildshape who died in the Out of the Abyss campaign and she was awesome! She could wildshape into a rocktopus (I’m sorry she died, she went mad and attacked a Demogorgon 😅)