We’re fighting slimes atm. They’re slimes, trap us and spit acid. They have a king. Every time we attack the pudding king, another slime ‘comes to life’ and attacks us. Will we survive? Who knows? My HP is 2/3s of max and we have well over 15 enemies. This should be fun! #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

I should probably say we're playing #OutOfTheAbyss and having an absolute blast. I love #DungeonsAndDragons but also play other #TTRPG , especially one-shots.

I may start posting the best #quotes from the #game today, because there's always a few good ones.

It's funny, but #combat in #DnD is always interesting to me because of how slow it can be. Supposedly, it's six seconds per turn, but actually, it takes a player a lot more than 6 seconds to play their turn.

#MondayDnD It is embarrassing how often I fail con saves, considering I'm the 'tank'... #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

#MondayDnD aaaaaand as usual I'm forgetting my abilities. I could have #rerolled a failed #SavingThrow but who remembers all the abilities of a #barbarian ? #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes "Wait, this isn't a concentration spell? It just... happens?"
The session is going well.

#MondayDnD Two crit hits in a row mean I've dealt about 50 points of damage the last turn. FUN.

#MondayDnD and now the slimes have us by the... well, I don't want to be crass on here. But I'm on 3 HP and I don't know what we're doing. Run? As my #DM used to say, you can always #run

#MondayDnD #DnDQuotes And now my #DM has spoken: "I need to think tactically, because the Pudding King is the only smart one here". Is this... shade? #DungeonsAndDragons

#MondayDnD I've been knocked out, I've come back, I've run towards the Pudding King, I'm down to 5HP again. What a #combat you guys. These slimes keep hitting me with acid!

I don't know that just updating my HP makes for compelling tooting, but #Meeps ! I'm on ONE HP now. A black pudding got me. I guess I'll have to try and kill it with my next rage.