Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
braved the hot sun and the disease for gay reasons
bonus to getting a bat at the thrift store: it's already beat to hell for bonus gay
anyways, this is my blaseballsona, fresh from the Cognitohazardo.us Graces
alternatively, the Office of Consensus Maintenance Underleague team
I honestly didn't expect 2020 to include "getting really into a fictional sport and unlocking secret butch powers", but i'll take it
i say "secret" like y'all haven't seen me in that black denim QVP jacket or Diamond Heist, but you know
💜 Rasp 💙the age of the sword lesbian is giving way to this, the age of the bat lesbian
now that I look at it, I guess my blaseballsona plays for the U.S Acres Garfields or something, which is pretty hilarious
anyways, bonus low-effort Seattle Garages player cosplay
me: what if I got some duct tape to cover up some logos
also me: wait, I have a better idea
also me: wait, I have a better idea
Balina!!@BestGirlGrace (yeehaw)
@Balina the whole stadium goes yeeeehaw when I hit a dinger
disaster fembro [xe/xem]@BestGirlGrace yeehaw chants echoing in the stands
@minty_da pantomiming shoving the bat through my ear and sticking my tongue out before stepping up to the plate
Ephemerality 🏳️⚧️ 
Rockario@BestGirlGrace
Swords: sharp, dangerous on the edge and point, handle carefully, *shing*
Bats: durable, smooth, dangerous when moving quickly, *crack*
Both very good
@rockario yeah, I can't say no to a sword, but I'm feeling the bat energy right now
@BestGirlGrace Butt what about...
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
@rockario Yeah, I could dig it.
My particular flavor of lesbian supervillain will also allow a compact, hidden knife to be produced at the exact right moment
@BestGirlGrace Oo, oo, stored in the handle of the bat
Another flavour of combo lesbian would have a convertable bat. You know she wants to hurt someone when the shell falls away and reveals the energy sword.
@rockario She twists the handle just right, and suddenly nails pop out, they start arcing like Jacob's ladders, and the whole thing starts glowing with plasma.
💦@BestGirlGrace @rockario I was going to just say "the top half unscrews and there's a blade the same approximate length as the bat" but holy shit yes this works too.