Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
braved the hot sun and the disease for gay reasons
bonus to getting a bat at the thrift store: it's already beat to hell for bonus gay
anyways, this is my blaseballsona, fresh from the Cognitohazardo.us Graces
alternatively, the Office of Consensus Maintenance Underleague team
I honestly didn't expect 2020 to include "getting really into a fictional sport and unlocking secret butch powers", but i'll take it
i say "secret" like y'all haven't seen me in that black denim QVP jacket or Diamond Heist, but you know
the age of the sword lesbian is giving way to this, the age of the bat lesbian
Rockario@BestGirlGrace
Swords: sharp, dangerous on the edge and point, handle carefully, *shing*
Bats: durable, smooth, dangerous when moving quickly, *crack*
Both very good
@rockario yeah, I can't say no to a sword, but I'm feeling the bat energy right now
@BestGirlGrace Butt what about...
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
@rockario Yeah, I could dig it.
My particular flavor of lesbian supervillain will also allow a compact, hidden knife to be produced at the exact right moment
@BestGirlGrace Oo, oo, stored in the handle of the bat
Another flavour of combo lesbian would have a convertable bat. You know she wants to hurt someone when the shell falls away and reveals the energy sword.
@rockario She twists the handle just right, and suddenly nails pop out, they start arcing like Jacob's ladders, and the whole thing starts glowing with plasma.
💦
Balina!!@BestGirlGrace @rockario I was going to just say "the top half unscrews and there's a blade the same approximate length as the bat" but holy shit yes this works too.