Mastodawn

braved the hot sun and the disease for gay reasons

bonus to getting a bat at the thrift store: it's already beat to hell for bonus gay

anyways, this is my blaseballsona, fresh from the Cognitohazardo.us Graces

alternatively, the Office of Consensus Maintenance Underleague team

I honestly didn't expect 2020 to include "getting really into a fictional sport and unlocking secret butch powers", but i'll take it

i say "secret" like y'all haven't seen me in that black denim QVP jacket or Diamond Heist, but you know

the age of the sword lesbian is giving way to this, the age of the bat lesbian

now that I look at it, I guess my blaseballsona plays for the U.S Acres Garfields or something, which is pretty hilarious

anyways, bonus low-effort Seattle Garages player cosplay

@Balina the whole stadium goes yeeeehaw when I hit a dinger