Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
braved the hot sun and the disease for gay reasons
bonus to getting a bat at the thrift store: it's already beat to hell for bonus gay
anyways, this is my blaseballsona, fresh from the Cognitohazardo.us Graces
alternatively, the Office of Consensus Maintenance Underleague team
I honestly didn't expect 2020 to include "getting really into a fictional sport and unlocking secret butch powers", but i'll take it
i say "secret" like y'all haven't seen me in that black denim QVP jacket or Diamond Heist, but you know
the age of the sword lesbian is giving way to this, the age of the bat lesbian
now that I look at it, I guess my blaseballsona plays for the U.S Acres Garfields or something, which is pretty hilarious
anyways, bonus low-effort Seattle Garages player cosplay
me: what if I got some duct tape to cover up some logos
also me: wait, I have a better idea
also me: wait, I have a better idea
Balina!!@BestGirlGrace (yeehaw)
@Balina the whole stadium goes yeeeehaw when I hit a dinger
disaster fembro [xe/xem]@BestGirlGrace yeehaw chants echoing in the stands
@minty_da pantomiming shoving the bat through my ear and sticking my tongue out before stepping up to the plate
Ephemerality 🏳️⚧️ 
Rockario@BestGirlGrace
Swords: sharp, dangerous on the edge and point, handle carefully, *shing*
Bats: durable, smooth, dangerous when moving quickly, *crack*
Both very good
@rockario yeah, I can't say no to a sword, but I'm feeling the bat energy right now
@BestGirlGrace Butt what about...
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
huge bat plus medium offhand sword?
@rockario Yeah, I could dig it.
My particular flavor of lesbian supervillain will also allow a compact, hidden knife to be produced at the exact right moment
@BestGirlGrace Oo, oo, stored in the handle of the bat
Another flavour of combo lesbian would have a convertable bat. You know she wants to hurt someone when the shell falls away and reveals the energy sword.
@rockario She twists the handle just right, and suddenly nails pop out, they start arcing like Jacob's ladders, and the whole thing starts glowing with plasma.
💦@BestGirlGrace @rockario I was going to just say "the top half unscrews and there's a blade the same approximate length as the bat" but holy shit yes this works too.
Astra: Zero Luma@BestGirlGrace qvp jacket? 😮
@astraluma A black denim jacket with the queer villain pride flag painted on the back that, come to think of it, I haven't posted in a while.
@BestGirlGrace gamedev sports lesbian grace: hello,
@minty_da genderhazardous bumbledragon: sup, nerd
➡ @@BestGirlGrace OK but: how are you *this hot* at blaseball cosplay
@CoronaCoreanici i suspect this is unlocking my top secret butch lesbian powers
@BestGirlGrace well, they sure exist, and they're exceptionally powerful
@BestGirlGrace Right up there with why I always buy luggage at a thrift store. Sometimes you *do* want something that's been beat to shit.
Also, damn, you're looking great today.
Also, damn, you're looking great today.
@Balina By comparison, the baseball cap is in distressingly good shape, but I suppose that's easy enough to fix if I want.
Thank you! Turns out a little sweat and a lot of gay is good for a girl.