braved the hot sun and the disease for gay reasons

bonus to getting a bat at the thrift store: it's already beat to hell for bonus gay

@BestGirlGrace Right up there with why I always buy luggage at a thrift store. Sometimes you *do* want something that's been beat to shit.
Also, damn, you're looking great today.

@Balina By comparison, the baseball cap is in distressingly good shape, but I suppose that's easy enough to fix if I want.

Thank you! Turns out a little sweat and a lot of gay is good for a girl.