Samyukth Sridharan@IshaKaushik 'zh' is a concept that is so deep in its abstractness that one can only admire it, it can't be pronounced.
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I propose a new Parliamentary Eligibility Act. All the 542 current elected MP's will have to pronounce multiple 'zha' (like in the tongue twister - on a Thursday the old man slipped on a banana and fell). Anyone who doesn't pass will be dismissed and imprisoned for life under the PSA)
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Ajeesh@Samyukth I'm looking for a month long entertainment content.
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We can structure this in the lines of the Roman circus. Say a line up of 10 per day - so we know that we have a 54-episode production. We can have clowns doing big roles between the "zha" tests. We can have a betting racket going before candidates are brought in. Ad breaks. The works. Just think of the potential. Get rid of the scum. And get entertained. Plus make money.
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@Samyukth Someone gives this guy a PM post NOW!!!
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varkychen@Samyukth They have to say "Vaazha pazham", actually to get through.
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They have to say "Ezhai kizhavan vyazha kizhamai vazha pazhatil vazhiki vizhundaan". Even one mistake and "off with their heads".
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@Samyukth Isha is totally scared now 🤣🤣🤣
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We can go crazy with this. We can have a KBC style, phone a friend (can be used only once on a BSNL connection only) - of course not even the Almighty can help one with the Zha. Imagine a Rashtra where everyone greets everyone else with "Vazhga Vazhamudan". What a lovely place it would be. People would be so scared of twisting their tongues that peace is a given.
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@Samyukth This is some indigenized version of "V for Vendetta"
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Once we do the 54 episodes with the keedas, we can then extend to the corporate czars. We start with the list of these biggies who have subscribed to the top-secret Electoral Bonds. And in their case, we liquidate and take over assets of anyone who doesn't make it. Poof, there goes our Fiscal Deficit problem in one go. We may even have spare change to invest in educating people on "zha".
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@Samyukth Let's write a book set in apocalyptic era where zha rules.
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Deepak@ajeeshrp7 Chapter 1. 1st page. The End.
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ashwin@Samyukth you are saying USDR needs to be a reality. I am with you. @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @IshaKaushik @Vishsai @wabbster @music @KayKap @musafir
No no, I am not advocating a Dravida Nadu construct. I am using the abstractness of "zha" to clean up our act as a country. The mambazham folks (aam admi) isn't impacted negatively - he just gets high quality entertainment.
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@Samyukth I am disappointed Samyukth. The report will be sent the supreme leader of Dravida naadu. @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @IshaKaushik @Vishsai @wabbster @music @KayKap @musafir
@ashwin - I have nothing against Dravida Nadu. Any set of half-decent people who have basic decency will do as our representative - it would be a gazillion-fold jump. With Dravida Nadu, I feel it will be too much of a positive change to swallow. People might suffer due to the shock. Might be better to take baby steps;-)
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@musafir not many know the leader of USDR. Or maybe they do... he is famous on the bird site :) @Samyukth @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @IshaKaushik @Vishsai @wabbster @music @KayKap
@ashwin who are talking about?? Someone I know 🤔
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@varkychen United States of Dravidian Republic. @Samyukth @ajeeshrp7 @IshaKaushik @Vishsai @wabbster @music @KayKap @musafir
Alex Paul Menon@Samyukth @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @IshaKaushik @Vishsai @wabbster @music @KayKap @musafir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Samyukth I second, third and 1000th it! @IshaKaushik @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @Vishsai @music @KayKap @musafir
@Samyukth Basically a sophisticated way of saying that you can't pronounce it.
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Nah, any self respecting Chennai person would be able to. It is a basic domicile test;-)
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@Samyukth I have found people from 3 states who can pronounce it, Kerala, Tamil Nadu and Bengal.
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@Samyukth I have to disagree. A lot of Chennai people can't say zha. @Iwalkalone @IshaKaushik @ajeeshrp7 @varkychen @Vishsai @music @KayKap @musafir
"Self-respecting" is the operating qualifier;-)
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