I propose a new Parliamentary Eligibility Act. All the 542 current elected MP's will have to pronounce multiple 'zha' (like in the tongue twister - on a Thursday the old man slipped on a banana and fell). Anyone who doesn't pass will be dismissed and imprisoned for life under the PSA)

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@Samyukth They have to say "Vaazha pazham", actually to get through.

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That's easy bro. I propose: Vyazhakkizhamai antru Vaazhai Pazha thol vazhuki vaalibar uyir Oosal.

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They have to say "Ezhai kizhavan vyazha kizhamai vazha pazhatil vazhiki vizhundaan". Even one mistake and "off with their heads".

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We can go crazy with this. We can have a KBC style, phone a friend (can be used only once on a BSNL connection only) - of course not even the Almighty can help one with the Zha. Imagine a Rashtra where everyone greets everyone else with "Vazhga Vazhamudan". What a lovely place it would be. People would be so scared of twisting their tongues that peace is a given.

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No no, I am not advocating a Dravida Nadu construct. I am using the abstractness of "zha" to clean up our act as a country. The mambazham folks (aam admi) isn't impacted negatively - he just gets high quality entertainment.

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