did i ever post this horribly off-center yet still somehow officially licensed mario cap
i can't remember posting these e=mc² dog socks either
(cw sexual reference, food) i may have posted this one before
i'm still mad about this
i mean ok i'm jokingly mad about this but looking through my google photo library from 2017 is genuinely infuriating. there are a *lot* of screenshots of twitter and twitter-related nonsense in that time period and, ugh, people suck.
in related news this marks the end of this thread
wait no i can't scroll past this and not upload it
y'all really liked that one huh
the follow up
@trwnh headline and body the perfect match
@Trit.
I didn't get anywhere with "talk to the hand", so I guess I may as well try it.
@brouhaha @Trit "Press and hold the action butt, cause the ass ain't listening."
@trwnh finally, the features we need
@trwnh Yupee! necroblog ​
@trwnh yet another thing Gemini can't do, bring them back.

@trwnh Born too late to explore the earth. Born too soon to explore the stars.

Born at just the right moment to talk to my action butt.

@trwnh @llamasoft_ox Just to say, we talk to our ass, Autumn, quite frequently 😅
@trwnh this is exactly what using Google Assistant feels like in 2025
@trwnh sadly, most people just talk out of theirs...

@trwnh

"press and hold the action butt" is the real icing on the cake (heh)

@trwnh to be fair, this could be from a bible study app. Numbers 22:28
@trwnh No way it's unintentional.

@trwnh I just love how in all of the images like this, just by nature of where they came from, they always end in an ellipse

"What if you had an intelligent ass?" is very funny, but "What if you had an intelligent ass..." is even funnier

fedi will necroboost anything
@trwnh @gabboman@app.wafrn.net fedi will gyattcroboost anything
@sneexy @gabboman speaking of gyatt it’s relevant again because of the liquid ass thumbnail thing
@gabboman@app.wafrn.net @trwnh erm ackshully it was always relevant . because i always speak of it ​
gyattoman can confirm