infinite love ⴳAug 11, 2019
did i ever post this horribly off-center yet still somehow officially licensed mario cap
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 11, 2019
i can't remember posting these e=mc² dog socks either
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 11, 2019
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 11, 2019
(cw sexual reference, food) i may have posted this one before
Show threadinfinite love ⴳ
i'm still mad about this
Aug 11, 2019 at 11:24pmSubwayTooter
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 11, 2019
i mean ok i'm jokingly mad about this but looking through my google photo library from 2017 is genuinely infuriating. there are a *lot* of screenshots of twitter and twitter-related nonsense in that time period and, ugh, people suck.
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
in related news this marks the end of this thread
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
wait no i can't scroll past this and not upload it
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
y'all really liked that one huh
Show threadinfinite love ⴳDec 10, 2023
the follow up
Show threadJohann150 ⁂   ☮Dec 10, 2023
@trwnh headline and body the perfect match
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtJun 10

@trwnh

ACTION BUTT

Show threadSteve GisselbrechtJun 10

@trwnh

Press it. Hold it.

Show threadF4GRX SébastienJun 11
@trwnh perfection.
Show thread🇺🇦 haxadecimalJun 11
@Trit.
I didn't get anywhere with "talk to the hand", so I guess I may as well try it.
Show threadPianosaurus 🕴Jun 11
@brouhaha @Trit "Press and hold the action butt, cause the ass ain't listening."
Show threadkirawawa🏳️‍⚧️Jun 11
@trwnh finally, the features we need
Show threadSkullGamer205 Jun 12
@trwnh Yupee! necroblog ​​
Show threadpatterJun 13
@trwnh yet another thing Gemini can't do, bring them back.
Show thread‍🌬️Jun 13
@trwnh ACTION BUTT 
Show threadWombat For HireJun 13

@trwnh Born too late to explore the earth. Born too soon to explore the stars.

Born at just the right moment to talk to my action butt.

Show threadGiles GoatJun 13
@trwnh @llamasoft_ox Just to say, we talk to our ass, Autumn, quite frequently 😅
Show threadSluether   🔜 AnthroconJun 13
@trwnh this is exactly what using Google Assistant feels like in 2025
Show threadpunIssuerJun 13
@trwnh sadly, most people just talk out of theirs...
Show threadVincent SparksJun 13

@trwnh

"press and hold the action butt" is the real icing on the cake (heh)

Show threadJosh Jun 14
@trwnh to be fair, this could be from a bible study app. Numbers 22:28
Show threadVint Prox3d ago
@trwnh No way it's unintentional.
Show threaderin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡Aug 12, 2019
@trwnh it's a good one
Show threadPops has moved instances!!!Aug 12, 2019

@trwnh I just love how in all of the images like this, just by nature of where they came from, they always end in an ellipse

"What if you had an intelligent ass?" is very funny, but "What if you had an intelligent ass..." is even funnier

Show threadGabbo the wafrn guyJun 11
fedi will necroboost anything
Show thread Jun 11
@trwnh @gabboman@app.wafrn.net fedi will gyattcroboost anything
Show threadinfinite love ⴳJun 12
@sneexy @gabboman speaking of gyatt it’s relevant again because of the liquid ass thumbnail thing
Show thread Jun 12
@gabboman@app.wafrn.net @trwnh erm ackshully it was always relevant . because i always speak of it ​​
gyattoman can confirm
Show threadDefund cops, pay teachersAug 12, 2019

@trwnh

BALAAM: "'What If I Had An Intelligent Ass indeed"

Show threadAlexis, ENDLESS HORNETSAug 12, 2019
@trwnh
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
@alexis thats-the-joke.jpg
Show threadAlexis, ENDLESS HORNETSAug 12, 2019

@trwnh in our defense, we were distracted, and our ass is actually pretty clever

tbh it should be doing the posting for us

Show threadBen Lubar (any pronouns)Aug 12, 2019
@trwnh thanks, smart-butt
Show threadinfinite love ⴳAug 12, 2019
@ben cloud2butt is real
Show threadBen Lubar (any pronouns)Aug 12, 2019
@trwnh where did I put that flowchart that had a blender connected directly to the internet backbone for some reason
Show threadCyber InsectAug 12, 2019
@trwnh uh.. as opposed to a dumb ass?
wtf.jpg
Show threadyellow catboy aety Aug 12, 2019
@trwnh

Same energy
Tusky_1565590770304_QK284OT2IM.…
Show threadyour purple friendAug 12, 2019
@trwnh fool, my ass could never be intelligent
Show threadJasper 🍉Aug 12, 2019

@trwnh what do you mean "what if"?

Like insulting my regular intelligence wasn't enough 🔥 🔥 🔥 😡😡😡 🔥 🔥 🔥

Show threadBen Lubar (any pronouns)Dec 29, 2019
@trwnh astonished that I replied to this and my reply wasn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKBY0RB7BHM
Show threadJeffDec 29, 2019
@trwnh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va2cxtPWMHg
Ace Ventura "Ass you a few questions"

YouTube
Show threadc.reider Jun 10

@trwnh William S Burroughs has entered the chat

“Did I ever tell you about the man
who taught his asshole to talk?”

Show threadMrBlizzardJun 13
@trwnh imagine if futurama bender ass smart
Show threadmagical kitty Jun 13
@trwnh i look like that sometimes