Seth/Lily SeyleriusJun 24, 2019
Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦
D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep
Jun 24, 2019 at 6:14pmWeb
Show threadComrade Squidward 💜Jun 24, 2019

@jacethechicken

lmao to all of this

Show threadFalkreon, when the walls fellJun 24, 2019
@jacethechicken shit, you're right, I should just remind people that I only get my spells back from a full rest
Show threadSolace-10Nov 8, 2022

@falkreon @jacethechicken I'm going to remember that and start using it lol. That's brilliant.

Class: sourcerer.

Show threadWhat Rough BeastJun 24, 2019

@jacethechicken These are all legit points.

As a DM, it is my duty to ensure that the world is free of normalised bigotry, and has plenty of opportunities to resolve challenges in a variety of ways.

Also an interesting variety of peoples with practical and understandable (if not necessarily logical) agendas.

And occasionally push my players kink buttons, because I'm mean.

Show threadJacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦Jun 24, 2019
@wyrddrgn my current campaign is kinda a dreary place TBH -- it's basically a hypercapitalist hellscape modeled after the Wild West and Industrial Revolution, and all of my characters are pretty flawed at best. But in happier campaigns I deffo try to keep it Not Too Real lol
Show threadWhat Rough BeastJun 24, 2019

@jacethechicken When I GM warhammer 40k, it suddenly gets much less grim and much more LGBT positive.

But currently my Sunday D&D group are in a city which is pretty much monster ankh morpork. Ruled by a lich, a dragon, and a demon. And they're currently doing odd jobs for the hairless, tattooed, tabaxi woman who runs the bath house... who my wife's paladin has a serious blushy crush on.

Show threadShoofle (defunct)Jun 24, 2019
@jacethechicken magic isn't real only because our culture prevents us from getting eight hours of restful sleep and replenishing our spell slots
Show thread🅲¥ᖯ𝚺Ɍp̽̂̉̀͒̓̒̾ᙀȵƘ𝐖îᛏℂｈJun 25, 2019
@jacethechicken SO true
Show threadJohn "Chain" GarrisonAug 21, 2019
@jacethechicken and if you have a cleric, free healthcare
Show threadMystery Girl Roxie ✂️Oct 7, 2019

@jacethechicken

I can't live out any of those fantasies cus I don't have freinds.

Show threadtrucyOct 9, 2019
@jacethechicken in fucking before "but dwarves can't be female!"
Show threadFiXato (fallback)Dec 26, 2019
@trucy
«The gender of a Dwarf is only revealed to those concerned, during courtship, when the concerned parties are deemed mature enough to handle it without giggling (gender not being considered important by most dwarfs compared to things such as metallurgy and hydraulics).»
(where it concerns the #dwarfs of #TerryPratchett's #Discworld at least ;))
@jacethechicken
Show threadJill, the Newbie Leftist :)Oct 11, 2020
@jacethechicken wait actually where do I sign up
Show threadJill, the Newbie Leftist :)Oct 11, 2020
@jacethechicken I've been wanting to get into DnD for a while but these are concrete reasons that I just cannot say no to
Show threadAllyson (she/they)Dec 19, 2020
@jacethechicken everything about this. All of it.
Show threadNew flyer D40LFJul 6, 2021
@jacethechicken Getting 8 hours of sleep is revolutionary. I love that it is included here. :)
Show thread(mapcar #'emacsomancer objs)Oct 13, 2021

@jacethechicken

- being able to attack beings who disturb your 8 hours of sleep

Show thread Anne C.A. BaanenOct 13, 2021
@emacsomancer @jacethechicken i just moved to swampy ol' holland, now every night i get to kill like 10 mosquitos and let me tell you, being able to attack beings who disturb your sleep is a lot less fun after the first two weeks
Show thread(mapcar #'emacsomancer objs)Oct 13, 2021

@Vierkantor

amending to:

- being able to cast magical warding enchantments that keep beings from disturbing your 8 hours of sleep

@jacethechicken

Show threadfoldrOct 13, 2021
@Vierkantor koop hor lol
Show thread Anne C.A. BaanenOct 14, 2021
@chloekek the insects are coming from inside the house!!
Show thread Glen Mastodon ☠Nov 8, 2022
@jacethechicken I never get tired of these jokes. It's like The Aristocrats for nerds.