D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

@jacethechicken

- being able to attack beings who disturb your 8 hours of sleep

@emacsomancer @jacethechicken i just moved to swampy ol' holland, now every night i get to kill like 10 mosquitos and let me tell you, being able to attack beings who disturb your sleep is a lot less fun after the first two weeks

@Vierkantor

amending to:

- being able to cast magical warding enchantments that keep beings from disturbing your 8 hours of sleep

@jacethechicken

@Vierkantor koop hor lol
@chloekek the insects are coming from inside the house!!