attractive nuisance

herwe at ARby's™ we know to take the holidsdays SERIOUSLY

so to Prepare fyourself for this special Valentaiones day, why not try something NEW to SPICE things UP for your lovers? check out these Hot and SPicy Tips, gathedrd hrere by a Local Expert! /

Tip #1:

Feb 13, 2019 at 11:05pmWeb
Show threadknzk forever Feb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero Wat da FACK ??
Show threadattractive nuisanceFeb 13, 2019
@citrustwee i said don't!!!!!!!
Show threadJacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦Feb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero I don't know what I expected, but it was not that
Show threadniceferatuFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero GOOD GRIEF what twisted/horny mind birthed this idea
Show threadbest boyFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero the detailed diagrams are really... well they sure are real
Show threadLizSmellsFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero i unironically love how much time and effort you put into this
Show threadwizard of gayFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero hey what the absolute fuck 
Show threadJenny UtahFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero lmfaooooo
Show threadAngry Cvilleian [KNZK]Feb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero @toilet this carries some serious Junji Ito vibes
Show threadjackdaw_ruizFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero


oh sweet you got notes from the lecture. can i borrow those before the midterm??
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Show threadVegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻Feb 15, 2019
@jackdaw @killeveryhetero i clicked this and i have no regerts
Show threadJames WebpageFeb 15, 2019
@jackdaw @killeveryhetero looks like I’ll be adding a MOST CURSED award for next week thanks guys.
Show threadantifa seal divisionFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero I’m crying laughing
Show threadLunaTerra - GNU/GirlFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero pene pasta
*italian gestures*
Show threadThe Jesting RoninFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero this post convinced me that god isn't real
Show threadEdenFeb 13, 2019
@killeveryhetero "Clean plates guys? Wait, how did you do this"
Show threadV is migrating to @[email protected]Feb 14, 2019
@killeveryhetero
Show threadtastytea [OLD ACCOUNT]Feb 14, 2019
Picture of a drawn penis next to a penis with spaghetti-filled foreskin.
Instructions: Bring pasta to boil and cook to al dente, run cold water over cooked pasta. Starting at the base of the penis head, wrap pasta in a clockwise direction until you reach the tip of the penis head. Repeat until foreskin is full.
Show threadInternet AnnoyanceFeb 14, 2019
@killeveryhetero I want you to know I blasted this picture to everyone in my contacts
Show threadattractive nuisanceFeb 14, 2019
@bitchphomet hell yeah
Show threadjackdaw_ruizFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero

i showed this to someone and she asked if the goal is to slurp it out like one piece or what the objective is. i told her "i dunno im not fucking asking" but i guess i am admittedly curious.
Show threadattractive nuisanceFeb 15, 2019
@jackdaw lasagna
Show threadjackdaw_ruizFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero


just raises more questions tbh but i am okay with that life is full of mysteries and that's wonderful.
Show threadattractive nuisanceFeb 15, 2019
@jackdaw
Show threadmorgan of myassFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero
ow oof my foreskin
Show threadVyr CossontFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero they keep telling us to use "compliment sandwiches" at work so lemme try that here

• your imagination goes above and beyond, i really appreciate the effort you've put into visualizing this concept
• GIRL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
• your handwriting is gorgeous
Show threadPawdraigFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero this.. THIS.
Show threadRobertFeb 15, 2019
@killeveryhetero I am now going to"spaghettify" my dick in a more traditional manner, by leaping crotch-first into the event horizon of a black hole
Show thread▲ monads block evaderFeb 13, 2020
@killeveryhetero happy anniversary spaghetti foreskin
Show thread▲ monads block evaderFeb 13, 2020
@killeveryhetero @melissasage
Show threadkoi surferFeb 13, 2020

@DeltaFlood @killeveryhetero @melissasage

I think that's a very narrow and limiting view on things.

What if you view this instead as a methodology for building your own edible prosthetic foreskin?

Show threadattractive nuisanceFeb 14, 2020
@DeltaFlood shit i forgot about this lmao
Show threadJason WaterfallsFeb 14, 2020
@killeveryhetero I'm just glad it isn't what I imagined: a special kind of Bloomin Onion-esque or spiral cut circumcision.
Show thread⸸  ERIN  ⸸Nov 10, 2022
@killeveryhetero I've had phimosis my whole life and this hurts to look at
Show threadGoXonLineNov 18, 2022
@killeveryhetero What you see cant be unseen... 😲
Show threadjonossa seuraavaNov 18, 2022
@killeveryhetero absolute MACE
Show threadLightning Bjornsson*  Nov 18, 2022
@killeveryhetero that is throw-up fuel
Show threadkatveNov 18, 2022
@killeveryhetero unfortunately i saw the image before opening the cw
Show threadfear is not a WeltanschauungNov 18, 2022
@killeveryhetero thank you i am unironically delighted