Vyr Cossont

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trans lesbian software perpetrator (she/her)
follow reqs: ok, 🔞, cishet dudes don't bother

public alt for Fediverse meta: @VariantVyr
previous alts: cybre.space: @VyrCossont and queer.af: @VyrCossont
writing: https://princess.team/

avatar by @roxy
if you enjoy my posts please like and subscribe and upvote and RT and most importantly follow me at @vyr because i haven't posted new stuff on princess.industries in five months (due to having had it with Pleroma)
Pleroma

I have to get up!!!!
@VyrCossont finally, a place where my girldick fits
busted legacy server repaired for now, still need to plan how to decommission it, but now i have a backup for my backup
if you enjoy my posts please like and subscribe and upvote and RT and most importantly follow me at @vyr because i haven't posted new stuff on princess.industries in five months (due to having had it with Pleroma)
Pleroma

rogue: I check for traps
dm: the passage is booby trapped
lesbian: advance
in case you were on the fence about dating me, but weren't sure if my benefits package is competitive in this market, consider this:

my cat plays the piano
voice practice is so easy, you just listen to yourself, find all the things you hate, and try to change them, repeatedly

and also, if you don't do it, it doesn't work 😫
it is the year 2022. the #Fediverse as we know it has been crushed on the anvil of the Toot! Crisis, and in our moment of weakness, the Corporations took control. the Fediverse has been divided into the following bitterly opposed factions:

• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)

war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.
@VyrCossont @KitRedgrave A massive procrastinator wakes up one morning. She finds another herself asleep on her couch. Her other her groans, cracks one eye, then mumbles to come back in an hour, she had a wicked night and can't be arsed.