the virgin airplane:
- have to show up hours early
- crammed in seats like sardines
- energy inefficient
- flies through the air in a terrifying defiance of the will of God

the chad train:
- roll up to the station 15 minutes before departure like a boss
- can move around freely and stretch your legs any time you want
- low stress
- easy to enjoy the scenery as you travel
- moves along the ground as the LORD intended

@thatcosmonaut I joined Knzk to like this post twice.
@thatcosmonaut God would go by the name Chad, wouldn't he? what an asshole
@thatcosmonaut
Hell yes. Did 12 hours of bullet train travel yesterday and it owned. "Hello houses! Hello farms! Hello mrs. Hillside!" - me
@thatcosmonaut if transatlantic trains were an option I'd take it
@thatcosmonaut My husband wants to go on a train thing instead of a cruise (lol fuck cruises). I need to make that happen. :-/
@thatcosmonaut read this on amtrak and it's completely correct.

@thatcosmonaut what if it's a Virgin train though

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