I want a rich sugar daddy to give me a ton of money so i dont have to work. But also i wont fuck (had too much dinner).
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☭ Landlord Executioner ☭
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They've got the land, we've got guillotine.
Suspiria owns pretty hard. Also movie reviewers are horrible at their job
Love too invoice my clients, h8 too receive bills
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My current best idea ever is to re-shoot Rambo: First Blood shot-for-shot, but replace Rambo with Hulk Hogan, and the shitty sheriff with Ultimate Warrior, and the Kernel with Sgt. Slaughter.
Also no guns, only wrestling moves.
Other than that, it's the exact same movie. If anyone wants to give me 20 million dollars to make this movie pls dm me.
*crosshairs on Trump*
*Hillary Clinton on the sniper rifle....*
Obama over the radio:"Take the shot"
Hillary: "Pokemon Go to hell you son of a bitch......"
Welcum 2 the resistance
Just took a huge gross shit at this bar. Apologies to the two guys who were clearly going in the bathroom to do coke.
Dog rules apply to humans now. If you pee on a house u own it. Humping objects is ok. If you see someone in the mirror they are ur enemy.
Welp, time to enter the metal chamber and hurtle through the air for 14 hours. "Try to sleep" "hope it doesnt fall!"