me: the truth is, i gotta love mike oldfields lead guitar sound. guitarists hate it, theres no rock & roll to it at all, it barely even sounds like a guitar. thats why its so good. thats the real punk ro--

*distant sirens wailing*

me: ah fuck its the Tone Police

@jk this is good because the joke is good and because mike oldfield's guitar sounds like absolute shit
@siberianpine its so shit isnt it. i love it. when i was younger i loved to annoy all the "i wish i had been born in the baby boomer generation" Guitar Kids at my school by talking about it