anakin, have you ever heard the tragedy of the commons

@[email protected] You no longer get notifications for faves, boosts, DM's or follows. Instead, every time someone scrolls past your toot and doesn't interact with it, you get a notification that says "$viewer pointedly ignored your toot because it was boring or unpleasant. This dull toot has been ignored $timesIgnored times. It was a bad toot from a bad person."

getting my brain pierced at Claire's Accessories

⚠️⚠️⚠️ATTENTION⚠️⚠️⚠️

Youngledore, Dumbledore and Full of Cumbledore

Getting increasingly frantic at border control when I keep answering "what's the purpose of your visit?" with "Bleasure"

my dick whistle like a stovetop kettle