Eugen RochkoI'm going to add another machine to mastodon.social infrastructure to ensure the people we got on here have a good experience.
Alright, it's plugged in, should be no more home feed delays ✊
To put into perspective what is happening, here is 6 month of history of the processing required to run mastodon.social:
purgatos@Gargron sorry we smashed up your website
kate
Dave Wood 🇨🇦@Gargron Thanks Twitter! 🤪
MK ⛄@Gargron sorry about the communism
🏴Babadook O'Riley🏴@some_qualia @Gargron You're welcome for the 🅱️ommunism
neither demon nor god@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun I think this explains it.
🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞@4n47xt oh hot damn. I doubt I could run that off of my RasPi
Zyla toots you @Gargron ha sorry :x
Toots Riley@Gargron oh no i'm sorry for murdering your computers
Dire-Maker
The Singing Bush@Gargron sorry we broke your shit bro
tori the elf@Gargron ohhhh my gosh!! good job! ;o;
Adam✅@Gargron we're really sorry about breaking your website
xan@Gargron hey that's kind of a big uptick ain't it
jackdaw_ruiz 
@Gargron Eugen it's me jackdaw ruiz from the Toot Gazette.
are you willing to give your personal impression of the influx so far, or does commenting on the tone & tenor of the user base fall outside the public face you'd like to maintain on your account? 
Solid Snack ☭@Gargron that's... quite a spike
Elon Musk ✅@Gargron ok yes we've all had a great time here tonight, but we came into Eugen's house and smashed up all his computers so it's only fair that we give him our money: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon
James Webpagegron, jimmy toots here, great job on the graph. Love the line part when it goes boink. Keep it up buddy.
-jimmy toots
Leger-Felicite Snorlax 🔎🏴@Gargron sorry eugen
TorpedoBench@Gargron Is mastodon.social running on a public cloud?
Alan Tupper, Alleged Artist
fatboy 
@Gargron Login attempts?
Anthony Sorace@Gargron What stupid thing did twitter do at the beginning of May? ;-)
slime cat 1: .social butterfly@Gargron you’re so valid
Tobosbunny 🌹✅@Gargron Guess we should have sent an advance warning that you have incoming refugees huh? 🤔
Your Old Pal IJ@Gargron I'm sorry, from now on I will only toot good toots to save precious resources
PSYCHE, I'M TOTALLY STILL GOING TO TOOT ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥dead ice agents♥@Gargron sorry for breaking your website that was chugging along just fine until days ago
Launch Engels@Gargron it’s ok king
Revenge Myself All Over Myself@Gargron Gee, wonder what that spike is from...
Hattori Honcho
All Dinosaurs Other Than Birds@Gargron hey eugen...... you rule and we love you. sorry for doing swears all the time
@Gargron Neat! Also sorry!
Elongated Musk@Gargron I has no regrets
Dion Moult@Gargron just like bitcoin
Robin@Gargron you’d almost think this thing is catching on!
Kfir Breger@Gargron oh wow. Incredible working keeping it all running. 🙌🏼
HELLGORITHM@Gargron noticing the bump in failed, but tiny in comparison to successfully processed: y'all are doing great. ty
@Gargron also, i recognize Sidekiq when i see it ;) thinkin about joining the project as an open source contributor (strong Ruby background, some JS too)
Justin Warren@Gargron Sorry! It's just so nice here. Love your work.
xxx deep state raw
Mark Newton@Gargron That would be twitter saying, “Yeah, we’re dropping APIs that made third party clients work, but we’re also totally keeping all those Nazis. Enjoy your tweets!”
MastoDon Giovanni
it's laura~@Gargron thank you comrade eugen
billy@Gargron thank you for everything 
Running Into The Sun
The Major@Gargron yaay thank you!
Lynn@Gargron thank you so much!!❤️
kell mago@Gargron i love you
Kevin@Gargron quote toots would be very good. Is this possible?