Like 90% of my shit on there was scottish football tho, can't do that on here so it just leaves the other 10% of being drunk and irascible. We'll see how that flies

For the first time I actually think ol' baldy *might* just shag twitter irreparably, and fuck it why not

I solemnly swear that when Twitter shuts down tomorrow I will be every bit as bad a poster on here as I am on there, amen

"you're listening to suede and pretendng mastodon is relevant in 2022"

Joyce Manor are still cool

oh so everybody tooting on here again huh
(do we still laugh at "tooting")

She underestimated the power of the Dark Side

It's still national cat day. Enjoy my cat

I haven't tooted for a while. I apologise. Here is a squirrel.