Andreas.Aug 17, 2018
it's laura~

LET"S MAKE MASTADON WHOLESOME AND AUTHENTIC INSTEAD OF EDGY AND IRONIC

RETOOT IF YOU'RE WITH ME

Aug 17, 2018 at 12:04amWeb
Show threadmattyAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Show threadHaute DogueAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ #OnlyWholesomeToots
Show threadYour's (truly aspect) 👊🏿Aug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ i thought it was already wholesome and authentic! 😲
Show threadThe Gibson 🅅Aug 17, 2018

@generalissima_

I actuallythink we can do all four... the void is a BIG place.

Show threadmaloki 🍵Aug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ I know you're new here, and I appreciate the optimism. But I wanted to let you know that we already are these things, and you're welcome to join us. 😊
Show thread.   Aug 17, 2018
@generalissima_
Hi and Welcome!
🍍
Show threadfollow spookcentral@cryptidsAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ we can do both
Show threadit's laura~Aug 17, 2018
@cjwyoming yes but the former is much more preferable
Show threadfollow spookcentral@cryptidsAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ ok can do
Show threadFine Ass Poet, Wolf BlitzerAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ Gee willikers, that sounds just dandy!
Show threadlesbiyandereAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ I've been edgy and ironic since I was a child let me liiivveee
Show thread☠🎃spoooooky cr0👻💀Aug 17, 2018
@generalissima_
I left my irony in the aughts. I don't miss it.
Show threadRuss SharekAug 17, 2018

@generalissima_

#nicepunk

Show threadBoy Who LivedAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ i boosted unironically, and i hope this reply toot isn’t edgy
Show threadboobooAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ I unfortunately only know how to be both at the same time.
Show threadThe Embodiment of REDAug 17, 2018

@generalissima_ "Baman Piderman" as official Mastodon cartoon!

Or, alternately, "We Bare Bears". But "Baman Piderman" is closer to the feel of friendly Mastodon shitposts.

Show threadMOVEDAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_
Show threadStandplaats KrakówAug 17, 2018
@generalissima_
Show threadGetinthebackofthevan!Aug 17, 2018
@generalissima_ This is boost country
Show threadslackzAug 23, 2018
@generalissima_ I thought this said "reboot if you're with me" at first and I gasped and then the fediverse went dark for about 30s