Billy
im the hell dudeeveryone is talking about how its great to not have nazis and terfs around anymore and i agree ... BUT mostly im glad to not have any fucking news people around anymore
sam@helldude mercifully bluecheck-free
Nate@helldude no news orgs will ever have a mastodon page because no olds can figure it out
Nonpartisan Idiot@helldude it's so incredibly relaxing and refreshing that you forget the world is literally on fire
Stumps@helldude hey I work with LOCAL NEWS STATION 42069 can we use your video, we'll credit you!!
eightbitsamurai@helldude opened Twitter briefly, saw "BREAKING," closed Twitter immediately
nifkin juice classic®️ ✔️@helldude I got some news: twitter sucks
James Snow@helldude Not seen a single centrist yet and it's great
Men’s Wearhouse Official@helldude *SethAbramsonAttorneyForSure logs on to Mastodon.social*
“Well, what’s next everyone?”
foog@helldude it’s so nice. Its like the internet before I found out about something like 70 media people I fucking hate
scrub
Joe@helldude If you say "newsman" 3 times the ghost of Studs Terkel will appear to the NYT Op-Eds & convince them to come here
Comrade Chozo@helldude it's time for a little toot theory...
sabertooth salmon@helldude it’s nice not having my timeline flooded every time a news org I’ve never heard of organized a union tbh
senatorwario@helldude also no quote tweets!
Revo Revo@helldude We should all squat on the handles of the shitty news folk. I'm the new Joy Reid
Ttle@helldude I say no news is good news!
Emma OddFox Bordiga 🏳️⚧️
Crimes@helldude going back to the bad site and the damned newspeople were the worst.
josh@helldude no replies to the president. the only ‘Sir!’ on here is us. we are the sir
Boy Who Lived@helldude honestly jack should galaxy brain the world and permaban all news people accounts at 2am one night
docvalentine@helldude also you can say "skype" without Skype Itself popping up like "hey that's cool tell me more about the great ways you enjoy Skype™"
ken burns viet epic noms@helldude thank fucking god. i can't take the quote tweets anymore
Gamer Trash Dva@helldude This is what a super right conservative echo chamber feels like, except we're all more for fart jokes than pizzagate
Dork Knight@helldude
Hi this is Jeff Newsman from channel 47 news, can I use this tweet on the air tonight?
Hi this is Jeff Newsman from channel 47 news, can I use this tweet on the air tonight?
Nathan🌶
Ash Ponders 📸@helldude hello I a news person I have been here for like two years tooting shitty jokes once a month or so and trying to get people to join my space party.
A Friendly Slacker@helldude
Jake tapper is permabanned from tooting
Jake tapper is permabanned from tooting
whats up toot-licker 🏴 🍕@helldude and fucking brands and promoted tweets and shit that was the worst goddamn thing
also the timeline goes in order now so i can have fucking chats with people instead of yelling at big accounts at weird intervals
broke braine@helldude im actually noted new york times oped writer thomas friedman. owned
ReverendCarter
Fisher Price Toys are a psyop@helldude wait till the Tracy makes his way over.
Careful Poster@helldude They really are the enemy of the people.
✭King✭Therapy✭@helldude
"News". Funny what that word has become.
"Advancing today's narrative, Donald Trump may be unloving towards Black People, as debate still rages as to whether their lives matter. Historical evidence leaves room for suspicions."
"News". Funny what that word has become.
"Advancing today's narrative, Donald Trump may be unloving towards Black People, as debate still rages as to whether their lives matter. Historical evidence leaves room for suspicions."
kirstynrenee@helldude it’s peaceful without news. People just want to have fun on this site.
Colin Mahns@helldude hi rich i'm a reporter for WFUK here in new york, is it okay to use this?