Corona virus in the US is like a 3 minute long R rated red band trailer for how capitalism handles climate change (it can't)

I love myself but I hate the fact that I'm one of those people that says "wow, I can't believe it's halfway through the month already!" Every single month

I'm eating gummy worms and putting the schedule together for work for the second time ever. I feel like I'm doing highschool homework again

Over the Olive Garden Wall

"Ok Google... Sound cloud rapper national heat map"

I went to a "zombie walk" event that was in my city and all I could think about was how many sound cloud rappers must've been in attendence

One time when I was a server, somebody that I worked with took out his phone and started playing music videos to his table of 40-50 year olds. I walked by about 5 minutes later and heard him describing what vaporwave is