Please join me in making a "No Cussing on Mastodon" pledge.
@GarbageApe i will always cuss. I am the pottmouth fox
@GarbageApe I promise to replace all cusses with variations on the word “toot” until I run out of ideas and underhand toss my phone into the Atlantic Ocean
@GarbageApe we need new and more powerful swears for a new age
@Trevi @GarbageApe With all the computer assistance these days, we should be able to come up with some near earth shattering swears. Work on it millennials,please. I have faith in your talents
@Tedshittypants @GarbageApe what kind of wild swears could a neural network come up with
@Trevi @GarbageApe There must be some algorithm...something. I don't know. I am as old as dirt, the young people make these computers sing. They can do it, they are resourceful. We need #MEGASWEARS
@Trevi @GarbageApe fuckemupthearsewithacarrot or something
this is a good christian website, no cussin', no exceptions
@GarbageApe Go shit! I'm not a fish!
@GarbageApe okay what about horny cussing can we still cuss if it’s in the context of being horny