i assembled a new bed frame today and I cannot fucking wait to go to sleep

I have nothing to say but yet I keep talking, it's magical

cleared my cookies and couldn't log in for awhile. I feel like I've tooded this before

I really think Lady Doritos would have been a huge success if those idiots had named them Moon Chips instead

Sweet tamales are illegal , just saying

Here's a good halloween joke: what do you call it when a ghost looks in the mirror to affirm its own worth? Self-scare! Thank you for coming to my TED talk

i cleared my history and couldn't find this site for awhile

can taking too much ibuprofen give you liver disease? Asking because I have a headache and I'm trying to get liver disease

vape ape goes to summer camp