Everyone is full of "life advice" like "live, laugh, love" and "money isn't happiness" and "true beauty is...", you get the idea. Supposedly inspirational nonsense that doesn't really help.

Let me give you all some #PracticalLifeAdvice:

Before you sit down, always check that there is toilet paper present. Especially in public loos. Especially when you are desperate.

There, #YourWelcome.
#LiveAdvice #DontAsk

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Windows 95 came with two full-motion music videos, from Weezer and Edie Brickell respectively. Both songs were quite musically related, by pure coincidence. Not more than 30 years later, the #orbitPlayer global edition ships a 0Demofiles folder with, you guessed it, two (2) songs that could not have been more diametrically opposed. That is, until yours truly put together this disasterpiece. #yourWelcome