Everyone is full of "life advice" like "live, laugh, love" and "money isn't happiness" and "true beauty is...", you get the idea. Supposedly inspirational nonsense that doesn't really help.

Let me give you all some #PracticalLifeAdvice:

Before you sit down, always check that there is toilet paper present. Especially in public loos. Especially when you are desperate.

There, #YourWelcome.
#LiveAdvice #DontAsk